- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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