What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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call me maybe.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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France had one revolution

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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