knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Trump will make America great again.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Connor is homosexuaI

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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