- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

the bible

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

- Helen Keller

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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