- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Whats funny? Your face.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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