Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Anti Joke

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