- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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