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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Connor is homosexuaI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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