What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Major League Soccer

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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