- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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