I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Once upon a time, The end.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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