- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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