Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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