Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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