How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Pickles are moist.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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