- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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