-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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This is not funny.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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