Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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the WNBA

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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