- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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