Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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lets bomb africa

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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