High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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whats black and large -me

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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