- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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