What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

800 people died last year. end of story

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Justin's life

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

TRICERATOPS!

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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