How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Kevin and Ramin

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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