knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

call me maybe.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Skinny people fart less.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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