I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

It says so on your cap.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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