- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Male leadership.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

being sober in a bar fight

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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