A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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There's my tractor.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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