What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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HOLY COW!

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Anti Joke

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