What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

I enjoy Popcorn

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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