- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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