- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

no really what are ur names?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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