how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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