- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

think twice or at least think

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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