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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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