- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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