- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

FUCK YOU

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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