- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Good job, son.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

there once was a frog with no leggs

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

i found waldo.

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