Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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