- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why so serious ?

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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