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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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