- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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