- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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