What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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