- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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