- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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