- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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