A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Gordon Brown smiles.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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