If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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