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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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