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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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