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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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