- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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