- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

So a bar walks into a man...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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