- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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