What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

12/23/2012

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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