Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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someone called someone else a frog

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nolan is gay

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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