- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

You're a frog

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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