Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Title IX

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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