What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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