- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

batman farted so hes retarded

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

rent a cops

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

your face

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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