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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Male leadership.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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