- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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