- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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