- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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