Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Justin beiber..

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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