What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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PICKLES

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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This is an anti-joke.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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