- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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