What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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