- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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