- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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