like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's the new green? Green

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Anti Joke

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