- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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