- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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