Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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