- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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