What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Brain fart

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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