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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

it's funny because it's funny

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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