what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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salad days!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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