- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

This is a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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