Trump will make America great again.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

salad days!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

I C U P White stuff

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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