- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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