- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Oh s***

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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