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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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