- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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