How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

No!

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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