- Anti Joke

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

richard is fag

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!