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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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