How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

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