Obama lin Baden.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Obama = ebola

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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