Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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1+2 = 6

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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