- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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