What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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