- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Obama = ebola

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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