Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Hail Hitler

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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