- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Kevin and Ramin

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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