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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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