A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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