- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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