Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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