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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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