- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A fat guy!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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