what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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