Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A man walked into a bar owch

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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