joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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