- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How old are you? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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