- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

I love pissing people off :P

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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