- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

So a horse walks into a barn.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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