Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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