- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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