- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

hola said the chinese man

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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