- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

So a horse walks into a barn.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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