- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Dwarf Shortage

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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