Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Who is it?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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