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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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