- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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