What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's worse than this That :(

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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