- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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