- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Knock knock It's open, come in

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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