Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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YOU

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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