- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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