What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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nolan is gay

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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