- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Connor is homosexuaI

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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