What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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