Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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