What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's red and can sing? Elmo

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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