- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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